Technical Assessment

Abhorrent

• •

Disturbing

• • •

Acceptable

• • • •

Wholesome

• • • • •

Exemplary

Moral Assessment

+

Poor

+ +

Below average

+ + +

Average

+ + + +

Above average

+ + + + +

Excellent

CINEMA Rating Guide

VA

For viewers of all ages

V13

For viewers ages 13 and below with parental guidance

V14

For viewers 14 and above

V18

For mature viewers 18 and above

NP

Not for public viewing

 

Title:

VALENTINE

Running Time: 

96 min

Lead Cast:

Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw

Director: 

Jamie Blanks

Producers:

Bruce Berman, Grant Rosenberg

Screenwriter: 

Donna Powers

Music:

Don Davis

Editor: 

Steve Mirkovich

Genre:

Horror / Romance / Mystery

Cinematography: 

Rick Bota

Distributor:

Village Roadshow Pictures / Warner Bros. / NPV Entertainment

Location: 

USA

Technical Assessment: 

• •

Moral Assessment: 

+ +

CINEMA Rating:  

For mature viewers 18 and above

 

At a school gathering, high school nerd, young Jeremy Melton (Joel Palmer) is laughed at and rejected by every girl he invites for a dance, except the chubby Dorothy Wheeler. Shamed by some boys catching them making out, Dorothy accuses Jeremy of forcing himself on her; for which the guys strip and maul him. He is sent to a reform school.

Thirteen years later, the girls who traumatized Jeremy – they have remained friends and neighbors – begin to receive threatening Valentine cards and gifts signed JM. They easily conclude, it must be Jeremy Melton. The killing begins. Is it Jeremy? No one can truly say, not even the police. The killer cleverly hides behind a cupid's mask. He, or maybe she, is also very elusive.

The moviemakers lead viewers to believe, with some certainty, that the masked killer is the grown up Jeremy. There are leading clues. To keep the suspense, information is added that after reform school, he was sent to the mental hospital. The latest news is that he has undergone plastic surgery, so no one knows what he looks like now. He could easily be any one of the girls' boyfriends. After all these, the movie ends with a woman behind the cupid's mask. What happened? What is the explanation? Nothing is quite clear. Could she be some "fall guy"? If so, then the nerd is still around! Although there are some familiar faces among the cast – Marley Shelton of Sugar and Spice plays Kate who is nice to Jeremy; David Boreanaz who stars as TV's Angel (a spin-off of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer); and Katherine Heigl of TV's Roswell – their presence and acting do not make the movie better. Besides, the ensemble cast of so many does not help the story nor the character development of Valentine.

The focus is on the acts of violence. There are six violent deaths, "creatively", viciously and bloodily perpetrated for the audience to "enjoy". There is some light to medium intensity of sexually suggestive language, some partial nudity and other sadistic actions. The main visual impact is that of someone gone mad and is on a killing rampage. The movie wants viewers to see the what and the how of this, not necessarily the why.

 

(Date reviewed: May 18, 2001)

 

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