Moral Assessment

+

Abhorrent

+ +

Disturbing

+ + +

Acceptable

+ + + +

Wholesome

+ + + + +

Exemplary

Technical Assessment

•

Poor

• •

Below average

• • •

Average

• • • •

Above average

• • • • •

Excellent

CINEMA Rating Guide

VA

For viewers of all ages

V13

For viewers age 13 and below with parental guidance

V14

For viewers 14 and above

V18

For mature viewers 18 and above

NP

Not for public viewing

 

 

 

 

Title:

THIRTEEN GHOSTS

Running Time: 

90 min

Lead Cast:

Tony Shalhoub, Embeth Davidtz, Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Rah Digga, F. Murray, Abraham, Alec Roberts, JR Bourne

Director: 

Steve Beck

Producer: 

Gilbert Adler, Joel Silver, Robert Zemeckis

Screenwriters:

Robb White, Neal Stevens

Music:

John Frizzell

Editors:

Derek Berechin, Edward A. Warschilka

Genre:

Horror/Thriller

Cinematography: 

Gale Tattersall

Distributor:

Columbia Pictures

Location: 

USA

Technical Assessment: 

• • •

Moral Assessment: 

+ + ½

CINEMA Rating:  

For mature viewers age 18 and above

 

Dead Uncle Cyrus (Murray Abraham) is an eccentric millionaire with diabolical leanings.  Too rich to worry about his next meal, he is obsessed with trapping spirits and bending them to foresee the future.  He has 12 ghosts trapped in glass cubicles contained in a fantabulous mansion—which is actually a machine that moves with clockwork precision, a contraption Cyrus built following a medieval design supposedly dictated by the devil.  He leaves this house to his nephew Arthur (Tony Shalhoub) whose wife's tragic death led to the weakening and economic decline of his family. Together with teenage daughter Kathy (Shannon Elizabeth), young son Bobby (Alec Roberts), and his nanny Maggie (Rah Digga), he moves into Cyrus' house. Wisecracking, pill-popping ghosthunter Rafkin (Matthew Lillard) and paranormal researcher Kalina (Embeth Davidtz) enter the picture and all are trapped along with the 12 ghosts in the basement.  But where is the 13th ghost? That's the mystery.

Despite flaws like choppy editing, lousy acting, and a screenplay that assumes ghost stories to be beyond reproach by a reasoning audience, 13 Ghosts deserves special mention for fabricating what probably is the most elegant horror set Hollywood has ever produced.  The spectacular haunted house is a high-tech marvel that combines medieval occult and third millennium opulence.  Not relying on the typical ghost-story props like cobwebs as curtains or skeletons springing from spooky closets, the house manages to look life-threatening in spite of the sleek glass walls and floors of frosted glass. Maybe it's due to that infernal device in the heart of the house that determines the precise moment the steel panels or the glass doors slide up and down or left and right to trap the folks inside, dead or alive .  Of course, the grotesque-looking ghosts help a lot, even though they are no more scary than your guests at last year's Halloween party. What's not scary here but most irritating is the loudness of the sound effects; maybe about nine-tenths of the movie, your theater seat trembles from all that banging, crashing, screaming, rumbling, and roaring, especially when the ghosts would attack. How you wish they would attach those blasted loudspeakers instead.

The moral of the story?  Rather vague, but what stands out is: love conquers all. Pure love, that is, such as the love a parent has for his/her children. Consider this: although the machine is "designed by the devil and powered by the dead," it needs the sacrifice of love to get started. This is a very gory movie where monstrous ghosts and the paranormal take center stage.  It's bound to be misunderstood by most, especially those unfamiliar with occult knowledge. 

 

(Date reviewed: March 1, 2002)

 

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